20 . 05 . 2013

livetomakeadifference:

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD CALIFORNIA DRIVERS ARE THE WORST YOUR BLINKER IS THERE FOR A REASON JACKASS

But if you put your blinker on in California people just speed up so that you can’t switch lanes…

(Source: eikiji)

18 hours ago

WAIT DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY THROW THEIR GRADUATION CAPS AT THE END OF GRADUATION, OR DOES THAT JUST HAPPEN ON TV?

19 hours ago

AL EX I WAS WATCH ING OUR 8TH GRADE VIDE O AND I FOUND THI S PICTURE OF YOU AND I CAN T STOP LAUGHING

OKAY BUT THE PICTURE I TOOK ACTUALLY LOOKED REALLY GOOD IN THE SCRAPBOOK

AL EX I WAS WATCH ING OUR 8TH GRADE VIDE O AND I FOUND THI S PICTURE OF YOU AND I CAN T STOP LAUGHING

OKAY BUT THE PICTURE I TOOK ACTUALLY LOOKED REALLY GOOD IN THE SCRAPBOOK

19 hours ago

lepetitmortiarty:

hunterus-herocus:

dynamics-of-an-asteroid:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

new sex position called the “%” where you sit in different rooms separated by a wall. never touching

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sTOP

I’VE READ THAT FIC

19 hours ago
My CPU went from 100% to 4% when I stopped playing Candy Crush Saga…

My CPU went from 100% to 4% when I stopped playing Candy Crush Saga…

19 . 05 . 2013

meghansn:

All nurses and nursing students should watch this…and anyone else, really.

(Source: youtu.be)

2 days ago

chainsawandlipstick:

paralysedbeaver:

The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night Live.

THIS IS HOW IS FEELS WHEN YOUR OTP BECOMES CANON

/fallsoverdead

2 days ago

The college I’m going to has a 100% vegetarian menu!  Woo!

15 . 05 . 2013

carlsagansbitch:

ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25

why do i suddenly want 100 mcnuggets…

(Source: joycemannerism)

14 . 05 . 2013

the-napoleonic-ginger:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I’ll get in trouble at school” the musical.

“No, they really do meet the dress code, I just have long legs!” The act 1 finale

6 days ago
excisionmonster:

likelovelikesuicide:

paintmelikeoneofyourpotatoheads:

applespirate:

Bunch of goddamn nerds in the same apartment shit man

Use this one mom

plz Bring Vodka to Apt. 1310

Abraham Linksys lololol

No but seriously can we talk about how “Hide your kids, Hide your Wi-Fi” isn’t even locked?  

excisionmonster:

likelovelikesuicide:

paintmelikeoneofyourpotatoheads:

applespirate:

Bunch of goddamn nerds in the same apartment shit man

Use this one mom

plz Bring Vodka to Apt. 1310

Abraham Linksys lololol

No but seriously can we talk about how “Hide your kids, Hide your Wi-Fi” isn’t even locked?  

6 days ago

So my mom is convinced people over the age of 17-18 no longer roleplay. If you’re 17+, would you reblog this so I can prove her wrong?

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

ask-republic-of-newfoundland:

hawkseyeriza:

25 here.

Dude. DUDE. Twenty-nine over here! Twenty-friggin’-NINE!

Twenty-six.

Just barely.  Nineteen. c:

(Source: penitentxsoldier)

13 . 05 . 2013

goldtriforce:

THE WORST FEEL IS WANTING A VIDEO GAME THAT YOU DON’T HAVE A CONSOLE FOR

The worst feeling is having your friend purposefully give you Assassin’s Creed for your birthday even though he knew you don’t have an xbox.

1 week ago

That moment when someone asks “What time is it?” and all you can think is

dontblink-onbakerstreet:

xemilykikix:

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Every. Fucking. Time.

(Source: my-adequate-blog)